Ugh

Sometimes I come back here after reading other people’s stuff and think this is the dullest blog on the intertubes. Jesus, a post on driving techniques for saving gas. Could it get worse? I think teh gay and what writing wit I had left were both surgically extracted one night while asleep.

But I always find someone else’s blog that proves me wrong. Eventually. I’m probably just stuck in a chasm of a rut and will try to do better, honest. Maybe I should increase my wine intake… or take up smoking dope, or something. Except I’m such a frigtard I wouldn’t even know where to get any of that without going to see my friend T. in Pittsburgh which is awfully far to go for weed, so I guess I won’t be Bitchy McStoner anytime soon.

Huh? No, there wasn’t supposed to be a point. Move along.